|Rev. Merill Cuckoo|
|Name||Rev. Merill Cuckoo|
|Full name||April Einsteinium Schmidt|
|Born||May 18th, 1981, Xiandu, Clymene|
|The Church of the SubGenius|
Rev. Merill Cuckoo (born April Schmidt; May 18th, 1981) is a Lovian politician and comedian. She is running for The Party of the SubGenius in the 2017 Federal elections.
Merill was born in Xiandu in 1981. Her godmother is Selena Stravinsky.