Plain Balls United is a football team originating from Plains. It was founded by August Magnus Donia in 1993 and is currently coached by his son Ygo August Donia.
The team is a well known team, known for its aweful playing style which is described to be: "as ugly as North-Korean football and as ineffective as trying to kill an elephant with a toothbrush". The team completely relies on one single good player: Andrei Molenbeek. Also, Denis Stroganoff is a decent player, the rest is not even worth mentioning.
Team[]
"Joke" squad[]
This is the squad that played in the LSCA Major Soccer League 2013. For the LSCA Major Soccer League 2015, this was deemed a "joke" squad due to some of the submitted names, and was not accepted.
No. | Player | Since | Country | Position |
---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Denis Stroganoff | 5 July 2008 | Russia | GK |
2 | Beni Matsuki | 9 Januari 2009 | Algeria | DF |
3 | Alfonso Hütnik | 4 December 2001 | Turkey | DF |
4 | Long Dong Il | 11 December 1998 | North-Korea | DF |
5 | Frankie Duisenberg | 29 April 2009 | the Netherlands | DF |
6 | Ike Furniture | 23 June 2007 | United States | MF/DF |
7 | Donald Benson | 23 June 2006 | United States | MF |
8 | Harold Jan Merk | 30 March 2009 | Netherlands | MF |
9 | Sjefke Mannekens | 12 March 2008 | Belgium | FW/MF |
10 | Oedele Mposa | 12 April 2002 | Congo | FW |
11 | Reynhard Beekman | 27 September 2009 | South-Afrika | FW |
12 | Mkwama Mpwali | 6 January 2009 | England | GK |
13 | Jimmy Buchaki | 13 May 2007 | United States | DF |
14 | Kenny Hork | 12 May 2009 | Lovia | MF |
15 | Quintin Jan Merk | 18 March 2010 | Netherlands | MF |
16 | Long Dong III | 20 November 2005 | North-Korea | DF |