Jack was born on 13 July in 1952 as son of Margo-Vane Davis (Lovian) and Abolfazl Azar-Davis (Iran) in Abington, a village on the east coast of Asian Island, Lovia. Margo-Vane would always feed him corned-beef hash with his pancakes, eggs, english muffins, and bacon at breakfast, and threaten to lock him in the basement if he continued arguing with a family member. Jack was the youngest of the children.
According to Jack: "....I based my Martin Morning voice on when I choked on a English muffin at brunch one afternoon".
Jack was flown to the town of East Hills, Hurbanova, Oceana by his dad (Abolfazl) in a L-19 to attend Walden Elementary. At the school, he had a extremely half-minded teacher. In fact, she was always fiddling with the door-handle. One time, his teacher brought in a potato with a wig and googly eyes. According to Jack: "...and everyone was staring at the potato for 3 hours!".
Jack's teacher from school also babysat him. He and his brother would always drink her seltzer water.